"Yzmopolis" is a song from the season one episode of the same name of the Disney animated television series The Emperor's New School. It features Yzma gloating as she gives a tour of her usurped kingdom.
The song was performed by Yzma's voice actress, the late Eartha Kitt, and a chorus as the citizens and guards.
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Lyrics
Welcome to my city,
Welcome to my land,
Welcome to the empire that only I command...
Yzmopolis, my metropolis!
My favorite place to be
Yzmopolis, my metropolis!
Where it's all for one and that one is me
From Yzma Boulevard to Yzma Avenue,
All landmarks and roads and parks
Are named for me, not you!
[You know, until I came along, this was just a one-llama town, but now it's...]
Yzmopolis, my metropolis!
The region that I rule
Yzmopolis, my metropolis!
Now welcome to my school
Y-Z-M-A! Yzma, Yzma! Hooray!
Yzmopolis, my metropolis!
A wondrous place to be
It's glorious
Victorious
We always laugh uproarious
'Cause life is so euphorious
And here is what you'll see:
Yzma movies starring me,
My name in lights on the Yzmarquee,
Yzma books and magazines,
Yzma shirts, Yzma jeans,
Yzma chocolate, Yzma mints,
Yzma shampoo and the rinse
All the dogs are Yzmaltese
And life is just an Yzma breeze
Hear me chat on the radio on YZMA FM
'Yzmopolis, my metropolis!
With news and sports, whatever
Yzma traffic's all backed up
And now a look at weather
[I can't wait to show you my new project: Yzmatopia! There's a peasant village on the spot right now, but you can't stop progress. Yzmopolis is growing, and soon, soon, soon it will become...]
Yzmopolis Megalopolis!
My purple legacy
Yzmopolis!
There's no stop-olis!
That's not a word!
It is to me!
Some have tried to run and hide,
But they just can't get free
'Cause when I'm dead, you'll bow your head
To an Yzmummy of me!
[Ha ha ha ha ha!]
Welcome to her city,
Welcome to her land
Welcome to the empire that only I command!
Yzmopolis!