"You Could Do Worse" is a song that appeared in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of the season 21 episode "Treehouse of Horror XX" of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It features Moe Szyslak (who is playing a more vile version of himself in the segment) who is trying to convince Marge to stay with him claiming that, while he may be a repulsive individual, she could always end with someone worse. Finally Homer, who has been kept impaled in the brewing machine by Moe, breaks free and confronts him.
It was performed by Moe and Carl Carlson's voice actors Hank Azaria, Marge Simpson's voice actress Julie Kavner, Lenny Leonard's voice actor Harry Shearer and Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble's voice actor Dan Castellaneta.
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My taste for romance
Is kinda perverse
I can only make love
In the back of a hearse
Plus I gotta be dressed
As a Civil War nurse
And then when I'm finished,
I'll go through your purse
But you could do worse
I could do worse
We're proof that you...
(I could do worse)
You could do worse
She couldn't possibly do worse!
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