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"You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin" is a song that plays during the end credits of the 2004 comedy film Team America: World Police. It is sung by Kim Jong-il about how he blames the actor Alec Baldwin for the failure of his plan.
The song was performed by Kim Jong-il's voice actor Trey Parker, who also directed the film and wrote the songs.
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I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling and you're worthless, Alec Baldwin
That's why I blew your head off
And your children are all bawling
Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and thats what Earth was for
But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You f*cked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen
Your garbage needs some hauling
And you're worthless, Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I'm afraid the pit of Cry Rock is calling
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