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The "Wild Wild West Rap" is a song from the season three episode "Cat Orgy" of the animated television series South Park. It features Eric Cartman as he pretends he is in the 1999 film Wild Wild West. The song is a parody of the one from the film, performed by Will Smith.
Well, I'm a badass cowboy livin' in the cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants
Go down to, well... rumpletumpskin