"We Love To Smoke" is a deleted song that was meant to appear in the season 8 episode from the animated television series The Simpsons. It featured Patty and Selma singing about their love for smoking even if it was slowly killing them. The song was a parody of the song "I Love to Laugh" from Disney's 1964 film Mary Poppins, it was cut due to not be considered funny enough.

It was performed by Patty and Selma's voice actress Julie Kavner.


We love to smoke
Till our lungs turn gray

We love to smoke
17 packs a day

We love to smoke!
Like a chim-chiminey

Although, we'll croak
Before 2003

Other Appearances

  • The song's demo was featured in the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.



  • Apart from the song it's parodying the lyrics contain a reference to another Mary Poppins song, "Chim Chim Cherr-ee".
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