"We Killed the Doctor Dead! (Reprise)" is a song from the 2013 audio story Doctor Who: The Scorchies. It features the Scorchies as they realize that the Third Doctor is still alive.
The song was performed by Melvyn Hayes and Katy Manning.
Lyrics[]
But he's not dead,
Yes, he's not dead.
So it seems the Doctor has survived.
It seems a shame
That he's not maimed.
'Cause that jackanape Doctor has revived.
It seems insane,
But he's not brained.
We can't deny, we've seen it with our eyes.
The story breaks,
That news was fake.
The reports of that blasted Doc's demise.
So now ring out the claxons,
We must be worse than Axons,
'Cause he's returned to ruin our show.
We thought that we've rehearsed it,
But now the Doc's reversed it,
Like the polarity of the neutron flow.
We were enthusiastic,
Now we melt like Auton plastic.
That must be our destiny!
One-nil Doc, it seems it's goalless
Might as well now move to solos.
'Cause we paid the penalty.
'Cause
the Doc's alive.
Yes, he survived.
Yes, we thought this was his curtain call.
That silver mane,
It breathes again.
Ah, it seems the Doctor's fooled us all.
Our fists were clenched,
The Doc was quenched.
But now he must be drinking up his fill.
But we're not done,
A dummy run.
We've got another sleeping pill.
So be alarmed.
We mean ya harm.
Let us now not be misunderstood.
He'll take a dive,
And not survive.
It's time to rub the Doctor out for good.
So let it rip.
The Doc's a blip.
Be careful now, oh Doctor, where you tread.
'Cause now it's time.
Pay for your crime.
We'll make the Doc an absentee,
And that will leave just you and me.
He won't go back Metebilis III
'Cause we would have killed the Doctor dead!
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