"We Do", also known as "The Stonecutters' Song" is a song from the animated television series The Simpsons, appearing in the season six episode "Homer the Great". It features the secret society of Stonecutters as they gloat about all of the conspiracies and secrets they are responsible for.


Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!
We do!

Other Appearances

  • The song was later featured in the season nine episode "All Singing, All Dancing".
  • The song was featured on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.
  • The song was performed by the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles at the live show concert The Simpsons Take the Bowl.







  • The song was nominated for a 1995 Primetime Emmy award for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Music and Lyrics, though it lost to the song "Ordinary Miracles" from the TV special Barbra: The Concert.
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