"Toon Catastrophes" is a song made by the internet music artists Kyle Allen, Charles "CG5" Green V and Annapantsu. It featues people attempting to escape Cartoon Cat.
Lyrics[]
Killer kitten!
Big, bold, beady eyes, darkness he defies
Thriller written!
Drawn up with a pen, your life ends in
Just one moment!
All that he will see, gazing through the trees
Toon Catastrophes!
That's how the story goes
On your soul, he depends
Eat a fella to the bone, right when those teeth descend!
Break and bend
You can't even comprehend!
Stars rising up
The cat tracks you down, down
In the night, it finds the nearest shadow
And then stalks without a sound!
I can't keep going, I can't keep running
Can't stop sneaking, can't stop now
But I can only carry on
That's all I am allowed!
Killer kitten!
Big, bold, beady eyes, darkness he defies
Thriller written!
Drawn up with a pen, your life ends in
Just one moment!
All that he will see, gazing through the trees
Toon Catastrophes!
That's how the story goes
On your soul, he depends
Eat a fella to the bone, right when those teeth descend!
Break and bend
You can't even comprehend!
That demon Cat plays with my mind!
Chasin' us 'til the end of time
Runnin' and runnin', but he's right behind!
Let's beat him to the five and dime
What long sharp teeth, it has my dear!
The better to eat us with I fear
Maybe he needs the ol' litter box!
Well, I'm hoping that we see it in a couple blocks
Aren't kittens s'posed to be
the most adorable things that you ever seen?
What a creature so benign
Sends shivers down my spine!
You can tip toe, run all you want
I'm on the prowl, and I'm just being blunt
But you're lookin' delicious, you're lookin' nutritious
You're probably going to sleep with the fishes!
Cartoon Cat, I'm the Cartoon Cat
I'm the one and the only, imagine that!
The flavor of human is truly divine
Let's count down the seconds, before you die!
Five, four, three, two, one
Killer kitten!
Big, bold, beady eyes, darkness he defies
Thriller written!
Drawn up with a pen, your life ends in
Just one moment!
All that he will see, gazing through the trees
Toon Catastrophe!
Other Appearances[]
- The song was released as a single along with an instrumental version.
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