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"Things Are Not What They Appear" is a song from the 1998 Disney animated direct-to-video sequel film Pocahontas II: Journey to the New World. It features Governor John Ratcliffe and his jester minions as they manipulated King James that Pocahontas' people, The Native Americans, are savages who are untrustworthy.

It was performed by Ratcliffe's voice actor, the late David Ogden Stiers and the jesters' voice actors, Craig Copeland, Phil Proctor and Roger Freeland.

Lyrics

Things are not what they appear
As tonight will make quite clear
But what is real will be revealed
I can feel the moment's near

Things are never what they seem
That will be this evening's theme
A music sights for your delight
perhaps a few to make you scream

You'll be surprised to see whose disguise
Is the cleverest one of the lot
After our show the whole world will know
Who's is pretending to be what they're not
If a jester's grin or a dancer's spin
Should be pleasing, please say "Yay"!

[Yay!]

If a jugglers feat should be incomplete
He's the one to greet with "Nay"!

[Nay!]

If the fools we see should look like you and me
Then before the night goes by
Ask why, why, why, why, why,
Why?

Things are not what they appear
And the finest proof's right here

How I regret when we first meet
I believed my own worst fear

Things are never what they seem
So in keeping with our theme

A change of hair, a dress to wear
And our nightmare's now a dream
Clueless and wild
I saw this sweet child
As a danger to one and to all
Savage, I thought
What could Rolfe have brought?
Now I see she's the belle of the ball

Things are never what they seem
[He's right, he's right!]
Many don't say what they mean
[He's right, he's right!]

A powdered face is just the place
To hide an ugly scheme

Only one thing's really clear
Things are not what they appear!

Other Appearances

  • The song was featured in the movie's soundtrack.

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