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"The Pit Song" is a fan song for the Portal video game franchise, written and performed by Harry Callaghn. It was written as a song for a Portal Machinima series called The Underground, but was never used due to its cancellation. It features a secret part of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center where robots such as cores and turrets are taken after they break or fail, where they are tortured, imprisoned, and reprogrammed.

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Robot number 22: He failed the turret peer-review.
Robot number 24: He died before he hit the floor.
Robot number 25: He never made it out alive.
And Robot number 29: Died on the assembly-line.

You want to live? Don't hold your breath.
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane.
You'll never be yourself again!

Robot number 44: He couldn't take it any more.
Robot number 46: The mechanic simply couldn't fix.
Robot number 48: He perished from a gruesome fate.
And Robot number 49: Simply ran right out of time.

You want to live? Don't hold your breath.
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane.
You'll never be yourself again.

Robot number 62: All he ever saw was blue.
Robot number 63: Had an invalid serial-key.
Robot number 65: He suffered a corrupted drive.
And Robot number 67: Found his way into Android Heaven.

You want to live? Don't hold your breath.
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane.
You'll never be yourself again.

These defective droids
All they know
Is how it feels
To be alone!
Beyond repair
They sit and rust
Broken down
Collecting dust!
They never had the chance to prove
What it is they were
Built to do!
Doomed to fail;
The final nail
In the coffin,
Of eternal jail!

You want to live? Don't hold your breath.
This isn't life, it's living death!
But not to fear, we're most humane.
You'll never be yourself again!
You'll never be yourself again!
You'll never be yourself again...

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