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"Take the Easy Way Out" is a song from the season two episode "La Doggie Vita" of the animated series All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series. It features Belladonna and Annabelle as the former tries to convince Charlie B. Barkin to sin and the latter tries to convince him to maintain his morals.

The song was performed by Belladonna and Annabelle's voice actress Bebe Neuwirth.

Lyrics

Take the easy, easy way, easy way
Take the easy, easy way out
Take the easy, easy way, easy way
Why not take the easy way out?

Hey, Charlie B., I can plainly see,
Being good rubs your fur the wrong way
Why buy a chop you can simply cop?
What sick poodle says crime doesn't pay?

You'll find the kind of life you've been whining for
Right in front of your snout
Take the easy, easy way, easy way
Why not take the easy way out?

A friend in need is a pain indeed
It's a rule that infrequently fails
Some just say "nope" to the hopeless dope
Who needs help when you're doing your nails.

Chucky boy, it's your lucky day
I'll show you what it's about,
How to take the easy, easy way, easy way
Take the easy, easy way out
Take the easy, easy way, easy way
Why not take the easy way O-U-T...?

[Stop!]
Goodness will bring you happiness,
Brighten your reputation
Your conscience is your best friend.

Unless you're seeking world domination!

[Oh, just my sense of humor, Charlie.]

No meaty meal beats the way you feel
When you rescue some poor, hungry soul
So sacrifice can be twice as nice
As a mountain of bones in your bowl.

[Yeah, right.]
Come to the barbecue that awaits you
Soon you are certain to shout
Take the easy, easy way, easy way
Why not take the easy way out?

A dog who pants for the franks of France,
Ought to hitch a ride when he has the chance
[Get my drift?]

What about Heaven?
[Charles! Charles!]

[Heaven? Ha! Flown there, done that]

You'll find the kind of life you've been whining for
Right in front of your snout
If you take the easy, easy way, easy way
Take the easy, easy way out
Take the easy, easy way, easy way
Why not take the easy way?
Take the easy, easy way, easy way
Why not take the easy way O-U-T, out!

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