"See My Vest" is a song from the season six episode "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" from the animated television series The Simpsons. It features Mr. Burns singing about his love of fur clothes and his plan to make a tuxedo with the puppies of the Simpson family. The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's 1991 animated film Beauty and the Beast.

It was performed by Mr. Burns' voice actor Harry Shearer, with a brief line from a maid voiced by Tress MacNeille.


Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
(Kill two for matching clogs!)
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest!

Other Appearances

  • The song was included in the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.
  • The song was later featured in the season nine episode "All Singing, All Dancing".
  • The song was performed by the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles at the live show concert The Simpsons Take the Bowl.






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