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"Scorpio" is a song about Hank Scorpio and is the parody of James Bond's songs |
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Revision as of 23:10, 15 November 2019
"Scorpio" is a song about Hank Scorpio and is the parody of James Bond's songs
Lyrics
- Scorpio!
- He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
- Beware of Scorpio!
- His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
- And his employees' health.
- He'll welcome you into his lair
- Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
- With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
- But beware of his generous pensions
- Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
- And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
- He loves German beer!