"Scorpio" is a song that plays during the end credits of the season eight episode "You Only Move Twice" of the animated television series The Simpsons. The song is about Hank Scorpio's desire to rule the world and his benevolent attitude at his employees.

It was performed by Sally Stevens.


He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!

His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

Other Appearances

  • The song was featured in the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.



  • The song is based on the songs from the James Bond movie series.
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