The "Salesmunz Rap", also known as the "Stuff-Mart Rap", is a song from the 1998 animated short film VeggieTales: Madame Blueberry. It features the Scallions as they convince Madame Blueberry that she needs to buy more things from their store, Stuff-Mart.

The song was performed by the Scallions' voice actors and series creators Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki.


Check it out! Check it out!

If you want a big hat
(We got that!)
If you need a tube of glue
(We got that too!)
A twenty gallon wok?
(They're in stock!)

And if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed potatoes,
Or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser,
Or a dehydrated strudel, or a nose ring for your poodle,
Or a five pound can of tuna and some flippers to go scuba!

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba! Here we go, scuba! Come on!

If you need a rubber hose
(We got those!)
A rhododendron tree
(We got three!)
A wrap-around deck
(Gotta check.)

But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper,
Or a rachet set and pliers, and surround sound amplifiers,
and a solar turkey chopper, Or a padded gopher bopper,
Flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for goin' bungee!

Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee! Here we go, Bungee! Come on!

What we've mentioned are only just some
Of the wonderful things yet to come.
These pictures you keep are so... nice.
But you really should take our advice.

Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
All you need is lots more stuff.

You really, really ought to.

How could I afford not to?

[Now you got it!]

[Oh, great.]

Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!

All you need is lots... more... stuff!

Other Appearances

  • The song was featured on the VeggieTales soundtrack album All the Songs, Vol. 1
  • The song was featured in the following short, The End of Silliness?, which was a sing-along.




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