"Petey's King of France" is a song from the Disney 2004 direct-to-DVD animated film Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers. It features Pete singing happily that his plan to become France's new ruler is working. The song uses the melody of the orchestral composition "In the Hall of the Mountain King" composed by Edvard Grieg.
It was performed by Pete's voice actor Jim Cummings.
Lyrics[]
I was born to cheat and lie
I'm a mean, rotten guy
When you ask me
why I'm nasty,
here's my reason why
At that stork delivery,
mommy screamed,
"Woe is me,
such a dork.
Hey, Mr. Stork
Behold my misery!"
"Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob,
Pete's a nasty
naughty slob!"
Can it sister,
I'm the mister
who will get the job
So I'm nasty, I'm no good
I'll be king!
Knock on wood
I'll impress ya,
though I'm just a
common lowly hood
Ha!
If you can't be loved, be feared
Don't get shoved,
sheep get sheared
Be the king,
pull the string,
Or else you might get speared
I'm so happy I could dance,
seize my chance,
I'll advance
Come and cheer me,
love and fear me,
Petey's King of France, haha!
Come and cheer me, love and fear me
Petey's King of France!
[Er, why'd the music stop?]
Other Appearances[]
- The song was featured in the movie's soundtrack.