My Goody Two Shoes Brother is a song from Phineas and Ferb. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz as he explains to Perry the Platypus that, while there are a lot of people in the world he hates, his brother is the one he despises the most.

The song is performed by Doofenshmirtz's voice actor and series co-creator Dan Povenmire.


(Vanessa, music please)

I bear lots of animosity to bellhops
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?

I don't like meter maids or underwater welders
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers
Or sports fans in the bleachers!
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!

There are lots of horrid people on this planet
That I would love to give a lashing to!

But my goody two-shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!

Yes, my goody two-shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you, Sir!
I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!

(You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?)

Other AppearancesEdit

  • The song is featured on the album Phineas and Ferb.


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