"Monika Vs. Yandere-Chan" is a rap battle by Cameron "VideoGameRapBattles" Greely featuring Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club and Ayano "Yandere-chan" Aishi from Yandere Simulator.

The voice of Monika was provided by Emi Jones, and Yanere-chan was voiced by Michaela Laws.


[Video Game Rap Battles!
Player one: Yandere-chan!
Player two: Monika!]


Piss me off, I bust quick
Now you got the tough chick
'gainst the girl who broke her world
until it couldn't function
That's what I call lovesick
All that for a crush, kid?
On a guy from real life, I sigh
like how dare she damn?
Now I see why your team wouldn't let you near they man
You delete 'em and then steal him out of their very hands
Try that with Senpai and you will get a grade-A stab
Your final poem's bein' owned by Yandere-chan
And if you want a happy life
I'll educate in my foundation, sharpen up
I got a knife that's gonna end an AI life so I can set the precedent
Coding cannot slow me from assassinating presidents
A favor for your player, I'll eliminate you fast
No need to dump your file when your body's in the trash
There cannot be a witness for when I just slaughter ya
I'm killing all you glitches, no it's not just Monika

Don't mind if I chime in 'cause it appears that you're done
Thanks for showin' your cute poem to my literature club
It must be your first time from those rhymes that you wrote
But as the president, I'll help a bit, so here's a few notes
Your content is a flop 'cause
you're stuck on the genre
Flowing for the hell of it instead of throwing shots off
I'm completed, selling hits, my masterpiece is top notch
You're still in development, forever getting cock blocked
Here is how we're similar, we've got a common system
Weren't noticed by our lovers
So we scrapped the competition
But now here is where we're different
'Cause I made him just mine
You killed all of the women and still couldn't say hi
I'm in control, I'd amplify your personality
I'm in your code, but you're already crazy as can be
I won't kill you, I will make it so you never exist
But you're game is still unfinished, so I guess you never did

I feel nothing
You think that those rhymes would hurt me? Please
I've seen deeper cuts when I just roll up Yuri's sleeve
I'm shy around my guy, but Monika is even weaker
She confessed to her love, all he did was delete her

We both have our flaws, but at least I've learned my ways
It's near seven years and you still live in vain
There won't be no happiness, so I guess I'm done with ya
So I'm ending this
With everlasting love,

[Game over!
Choose your character!
Video Game Rap Battles!]




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