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"Master of Everyone's Ears" is a song from the 1982 animated television special The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat. It features the Grinch as he shows off his noise-altering machine to the Cat in the Hat.

The song was performed by the Grinch's voice actor, the late Bob Holt.

Lyrics

On again off again
Make the sound cough again
I am the boss of what everyone hears
The sound of your voice
Is the sound of my choice
I am the master of everyone's ears

With the flick of my thumb
With the greatest of ease
If I wish I can stop
All the buzzing of bees

And as for your lovebirds
I can't stand their chirping
So I just push my button
Your lovebirds start burping

The sounds that you make are the sounds of my choice
I can make you sound better
Or make you sound worse

When your bull goes out wooing
There'll be no more mooing
[bell dinging]
When I wish to hear moos
I could hear them from youse

I can fuzzle the sound of what everyone hears
I'm the puzzle the master of everyone's
Ears!

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