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Marry the Mole is a villain song from Thumbelina. It is sung by Ms Fieldmouse when she
Lyrics
Ms. Fieldmouse: Love? Love is what we read about in books, my dear.
"Here Comes the Bride" is a lovely little ditty
But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do
'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put porridge in your bowl
Dearie, Marry the Mole!
True, it's a fact, that he's not exactly witty
He's blinder than a bat, but at least his eyes are blue
His breath may be alarming, but he's charming, for a troll
Dearie, Marry the Mole!
Romeo and Juliet
Were very much in love when they were wed
They honored every vow; so where are they now?
They're dead, dead! Very, very dead!
Poor Thumbelina, your brain's so itty bitty!
I hate to seem a pest, but I know what's best for you
Just think of all the ways that you can decorate a hole!
Take my advice; I'll bring the rice!
Dearie, Marry the Mole!
Marry the Mole!
Mar-ry that Mole!
M is for money!
Thumbelina: Oh!
Ms. Fieldmouse: L-E!