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"Marley and Marley" is a song from the 1992 film The Muppet Christmas Carol. It features the ghosts of the Marley Brothers (played by Statler and Waldorf) singing about the evil actions they committed that caused their fate, while also warning Ebenezer Scrooge that the same fate awaits him if he does not change his ways.

It was performed by Statler's performer Jerry Nelson, Waldorf's performer Dave Goelz and a chorus as the chains.

Lyrics[]

[It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow men]
[And if that spirit goes not forth in life, he is condemned to do so after death]
[To witness what he can not share, but might have shared and turned to happiness]

We're Marley and Marley, avarice and greed
We took advantage of the poor, just ignored the needy
We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out!

[There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage!]
[I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank]
[With their little frostbitten teddy bears!]

We're Marley and Marley, our hearts were painted black
We should have known our evil deeds would put us both in shackles
Captive, bound, we're double-ironed, exhausted by the weight
As freedom comes from giving love
So, prison comes with hate

We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)
We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)

[True, there was something about mankind we loved]
[I think it was their money!]

Doomed, Scrooge! You're doomed for all time!
Your future is a horror story, written by your crime
Your chains are forged by what you say and do
So, have your fun; when life is done, a nightmare waits for you

We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)
We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)
We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)

[Change!]

[It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow men]
[And if that spirit goes not forth in life, he is condemned to do so after death]
[To witness what he can not share, but might have shared and turned to happiness]

We're Marley and Marley, avarice and greed
We took advantage of the poor, just ignored the needy
We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt
And if you could not pay the rent, we simply threw you out!

[There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage!]
[I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank]
[With their little frostbitten teddy bears!]

We're Marley and Marley, our hearts were painted black
We should have known our evil deeds would put us both in shackles
Captive, bound, we're double-ironed, exhausted by the weight
As freedom comes from giving love
So, prison comes with hate

We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)
We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)

[True, there was something about mankind we loved]
[I think it was their money!]

Doomed, Scrooge! You're doomed for all time!
Your future is a horror story, written by your crime
Your chains are forged by what you say and do
So, have your fun; when life is done, a nightmare waits for you

[Funny?]

[Money?]

We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)
(We're Marley and Marley)
(Whooo)

We're Marley and Marley and now it's time to part
To go back where they keep our kind
The wretched and the heartless

The news we shared has got you scared
We're glad that we got through
So make amends
And make some friends
The future's up to you!

We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)
We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)
We're Marley and Marley
(Whooo)

[Change!]

Other Appearances[]

  • The original song included additional lyrics and dialogue, but they were cut for unknown reasons. The full version is featured on home release special features and the film's soundtrack.

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           A Christmas Carol Logo Songs

Films
I Hate People • See the Phantoms • I Like Life • Happiness (Reprise) • Scrooge • Marley and Marley • When Love Is Gone • I Wear a Chain • Puppyhood • I Always Get Emotional at Christmas Time • I Always Get Emotional at Christmas Time (Reprise) • Ebenezer Scrooge Is to Christmas • That Christmas Morning Feelin • Present's Lament • Ripple • The View from Here • Good Afternoon • The Story of Your Life (Clint's Pitch) • Unredeemable • The View From Here (Riverwalk) • Tell Me • Happiness • Later Never Comes

Television & Shorts
Humbug • The Stingiest Man in Town • Ringle, Ringle • We're Despicable (Plunderer's March) • It Might Have Been • It's Not My Fault! • Sing A Christmas Carol • Happiness • You...You • It's Not My Fault (Reprise) • I Like Life • The Milk of Human Kindness • Happiness (Reprise) • Nothing To Do With Me • Link By Link • Say Goodbye to the Holiday • The Seeds Of The Past • Luna's Future

Theatrical Songs
M.O.N.E.Y • I Hate People • It's Not My Fault! • Sing A Christmas Carol • Happiness • You...You • It's Not My Fault (Reprise) • I Like Life • The Milk of Human Kindness • Happiness (Reprise) • Nothing To Do With Me • Link By Link • Abundance and Charity • Christmas Together • Dancing On Your Grave • Yesterday, Tomorrow and Today

           MuppetsNavbox Songs

The Muppets
A Bundle to Be Made • Sweetums • Riverbottom Nightmare Band • Scrooge • Marley and Marley • When Love Is Gone • Shiver My Timbers • Sailing for Adventure • A Professional Pirate • Rainbow Connection (Moopets Version) • Let's Talk About Me • I'm Number One • I'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu) • Tie the Knot Tango

Sesame Street
Make it Mine • I Huff and I Puff

Fraggle Rock
Manic McMooch (Find You, Bind You, Grind You) • Do You Want It?!

Creature Shop
Cold-Blooded Guy • Underground • Magic Dance • Chilly Down • As the World Falls Down • Within You

           DisneyNavbox Songs

Disney Animated Films
A Special Sort of Death • Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee • I've Got No Strings • Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (Reprise) • The Coach to Pleasure Island • Night on Bald Mountain • Hit the Big Boss (For a Raise) • Pink Elephants on Parade • Man Returns • Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum • Headless Horseman • Sing, Sweet Nightingale • The Walrus and the Carpenter • 'Twas Brillig • Painting the Roses Red • March of the Cards • Who's Been Painting My Roses Red? • The Unbirthday Song (Reprise) • A Pirate's Life (Is a Wonderful Life) • A Pirate's Life (Reprise) • The Elegant Captain Hook • The Siamese Cat Song • Cruella De Vil • Mad Madam Mim • I Wanna Be Like You • Trust in Me • The Phony King of England • Heffalumps and Woozles • A Huntin' Man • The Horned King • The World's Greatest Criminal Mind • Goodbye, So Soon • Poor Unfortunate Souls • Les Poissons • Poor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise) • Home on the Range • Belle • Gaston • Gaston (Reprise) • The Mob Song • Prince Ali (Reprise) • Be Prepared • Stampede • The Virginia Company • The Virginia Company (Reprise) • Mine, Mine, Mine • Savages, Pt. 1 • Savages, Pt. 2 • The Bells of Notre Dame • Out There • Hellfire • Paris Burning • And He Shall Smite the Wicked • The Gospel Truth II • Perfect World • Kronk's Theme Music • The Firebird Suite • (You're The) Devil in Disguise • Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo • Friends on the Other Side • Friends on the Other Side (Reprise) • Healing Incantation • Mother Knows Best • Mother Knows Best (Reprise) • March of the Oreos • Love is an Open Door • Wolves • Kakamora • Shiny • Know Who You Are • At All Costs • This Is The Thanks I Get?! • Knowing What I Know Now

Pixar Films
La Cucaracha • Kronos Unveiled • Rollin' in the Rearview • Songbird • Song of Mor'du • Remember Me • Much Needed Advice • La Llorona • Midnight, The Stars And You

Animated Sequels
I'm Looking Out for Me • Forget About Love • You're Only Second Rate • Welcome to the Forty Thieves • Are You In or Out? • Don't Fall in Love • Things Are Not What They Appear • My Lullaby • Junkyard Society Rag • Here We Go Another Plan • Feel Like a Million • Aloha Oe • Jailhouse Rock • Perfectly Perfect • Just One Mistake • Bye Bye • Brother Betrayed • Down Under

Other Animated Films
Everybody's Got A Laughin' Place • Cutting Edge • Worthless • Kidnap the Sandy Claws • Oogie Boogie's Song • Gloomius Maximus • I, Ivan Krank • Petey's King of France • Chains of Love • It's Our House Now • If I Ruled the World • Sidekicks and Henchmen • The Frigate That Flies • Alone on Halloween • Gwendolyn's Lament

Live Action Films
Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565 • We Won't Be Happy 'Till We Get It! • Castle In Spain • Fidelity Fiduciary Bank • The Happiest Home in These Hills • Passamaquoddy • Every Little Piece • Bill of Sale • Scrooge • Marley and Marley • When Love Is Gone • Come Little Children • I Put a Spell on You • Shiver My Timbers • A Professional Pirate • Secret of Survival • Little Girls • Easy Street • Little Girls (Reprise) • Bravo, Stromboli! • The Kraken • Davy Jones • Fabulous • North Pole, North Pole • Hello, Little Girl • Stay with Me • Agony • Last Midnight • Once Upon A Dream • My Jolly Sailor Bold • Mermaids • Rainbow Connection (Moopets Version) •Let's Talk About Me • I'm Number One • I'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu) • Rotten to the Core • Evil Like Me • Evil • Ways to Be Wicked • What's My Name? • Chillin' Like a Villain • It's Goin' Down • What a Shame • Queen of Mean • Call Me Cruella • Sympathy for the Devil • One Way or Another • I Wanna Be Your Dog • Tie the Knot Tango • Shut It Down • The Coachman To Pleasure Island • The Witches Are Back • Behemooth • Ode to the Falling • Red • Love Ain't It • Perfect Revenge • All Is Fair • All Is Fair (Reprise)

Animated Series & Shorts
The Skeleton Dance • Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? • Der Fuehrer's Face • The Best of Everything • Fat Cat Stomp • Sky Pirates (TaleSpin) • The Lobster Mobster's Mob • The Beddy Bye Blues • You Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 1) • You Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 2) • Evil Lullaby • My Town • One Good Man • Yzmopolis • Boom-Da-Boom • Let's Slay The Beast • Mortimer Mouse • Rappin' Drakken • Cedric the Great • All You Desire • Helping Hand • A Kingdom of My Own • This Fliegel Has Landed • Wendell's Way • My Evil Dreams • My Power Will Be Crystal Clear • Get Wicked • On Your/My Own • Lord Dominator's Theme • Let the Pun Fit the Crime • Mandrake's Evil Jam • I'm the Bad Guy • Tonight We Strike • Jackal Style • Outta the Way • Panic and Run • Lions Over All • We'll Make You a Meal • Bring Back a Legend • I Have A Plan • Big Bad Kenge • We're the Smartest • Let Me Make You Proud • Let Me Make You Proud (Reprise) • Ready As I'll Ever Be • I'm Gonna Run This Dump • Li'l Ol' Me • Weirdmageddon Theme • We'll Meet Again • You Can't Catch Me • Don't Look Now • The Art of the Steal • We've Got Dance Power • All I Do Is Win • Sky Pirates (DuckTales) • Sky Pirates (Reprise) (DuckTales) • Decay Incantation • Waiting in the Wings • Crossing The Line • Waiting in the Wings (Reprise) • Nothing Left to Lose • Goblin Jail • GlomTales Theme Song • I'm Not Very Nice • Heartstomper • Sasha Theme Song Takeover • The Beyonder • Look in Your Eyes • Whatcha Playin'? • If We're Gonna Play Owl House... • Blame It on Toby • Hail to the Legion of Pirate Villains • Killjoy • You've Been Jinxed • We Take What We Want • La Cebolla • Neighslayer Rap Battle • Taco Crunchies • Earworm Jingle • Look in Your Eyes • Tearing You Down • Ice Queen • The Council of Düm • The Scarm Song • Evil As Can Be • Simon Says • Give Me Your Voice • Mary, Mary • Back to Misery • A Dust Mite Might • A Little Bit Bad • A Car Is a Car Is a Car in a Chase • Fist Foot Time • Give Me That Book • Joy No More • Lab of Evil Science • I Annihilate

Deleted Songs
Rolling Along to Pleasure Island • I'm Odd • Beware the Jabberwock • Never Smile at a Crocodile • The Pirate Song • Evil - Evil • The Mighty Hunters • Don't Buy a Parrot from a Sailor • The Creation of Cruella De Vil • How Much You Mean to Me/Court Me Slowly • Not in Nottingham (Prince John Demo) • Silence is Golden • All Good Things Must End • Arabian Nights (Reprise 1) • Arabian Nights (Reprise 2) • Why Me? • Humiliate the Boy • My Finest Hour • Be Prepared (Reprise) • Born to Be Bad • Snuff Out the Light • Perfect World (Yzma) • Gonna Get My Wish • I'll Give You One Guess • All That I've Done For You • You're You • It's Gonna Get Weird • Hans of the Southern Isles (Reprise 2)

Theatrical Songs
Another Pyramid • Like Father Like Son • Me • Maison Des Lunes • Chow Down • The Madness of King Scar • Brimstone and Treacle (Part 1) • Brimstone and Treacle (Part 2) • It's Never Too Late • I Want the Good Times Back • Sweet Child • Les Poissons (Reprise) • I Want the Good Times Back (Reprise) • Sweet Child (Reprise) • Sweet Child (Reprise) • Diamond in the Rough • Make a Little Noise • Flower of Gold • The Bottom Line • The Bottom Line (Reprise) • Hans of the Southern Isles • Hans of the Southern Isles (Reprise) • I Knew I Smelled A Rat • Prologue • 'Night, Kittens • Getting Even • Getting Even (Reprise)

Video Games
I Love Fur • Puppies, Oh, Puppies • The Rat Tango • Go Bananas in the Coconut Tree • A Mood for Food • Run • Villains of a Sort • The Heartless Has Come • Squirming Evil • One-Winged Angel • Dr. Finkelstein's Song • Hail to Mr. Oogie • Casino Clash • A Filthy Finale • Organization XIII • The 13th Struggle • Ursula's Revenge • Xemnas • It's a Small World • Opening • The Mad Doctor Isn't Mad • I'm Falling Apart • The Fall of Prescott • The Mad Doctor's Plan • Mad Doctor's Wonderful World of Evil • Piece of My World

Promotional Songs
Honest John • Monstro the Whale • If You Wanna See Some Strange Behavior (Take a Look at Man) • The Legend of Davy Jones • Cruella • I'm Gettin' Good at Being Bad • Shadow Man • Do What I Wanna Do • Love is a Magical Mystery

Parks
Hawaiian War Chant • Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me) • Grim Grinning Ghosts • Burrow's Lament • We Love Junk • Partners in Crime • Friend Like Iago • Uh-Oa's Song • Mystic Manor Theme Song • Guardians of the Galaxy Monsters After Dark • Magic Mirror

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