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"Maleficent vs. Daenerys" is a rap battle from the internet series Princess Rap Battle created by internet music artist Whitney Avalon. It features a duel between the Disney villainess Maleficent and the Game Of Thrones character Daenerys Targaryen.
It was performed by Whitney Avalon as Maleficent, Yvonne Strahovski as Daenerys, Bianca DeGroat as Missandei, Lorenzo Adams as Grey Worm and Nathan Graham Smith as Diaval.
Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation
I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation
To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination
That will put your puny nation in suspended animation
I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name
You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains
You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave?
I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave
You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck
A curse would be useless: you already suck
First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother
Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered
Well, all men must die
I wish that they would
The truth is I’m ruthless - I make bad look good
Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well
Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell
Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse?
You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse
And what’s your obsession with fingers and pr*cks?
Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some dicks
These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills
The only thing mad about me is my skills
Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in
This hottie freed the slaves
Call me Babe-raham Lincoln
Eat your heart out, sweetie
Better start counting sheep
We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep
No privates in your army?
You all show so much ass it should be called "Game of Butts"
Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’
Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then
Your baby’s miscarryin’ - Bargain Barbie Barbarian
Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen
If you’re so powerful then answer me this:
What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss?
All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat
Stick a fork in her
That’s all she wrote
Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows
Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although
I rose from the ashes
Now a force you can’t stop
She started from the bottom
Now I finish on top
You think that was hot? It’s not even warm
Come to my world and see my true form
I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire
Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire
I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me!
The best don’t rest - it’s my destiny
So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or
You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed
- The song was released as a single.
- A karaoke version was uploaded in Whitney Avalon's YouTube channel.
- The original description of the song described it as a hero vs villain duel, but, as many recent viewers pointed out, Daenerys fall into madness at the final season of Game of Thrones makes that definition difficult to accept.