"Licorice Land" is a song performed by Lord Licorice and his minions, the Bites, in the 2005 animated film Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure. It features Lord Licorice and the Bites plotting to take over Candy Land by making licorice grow everywhere using Princess Lolly's scepter that he stole.
The song was performed by Lord Licorice's voice actor Mark Oliver and a chorus as the Bites.
Lyrics
There's a place in Candy Land for everyone but me
For licorice is all but banned when loved is what it should be
This place is run by everyday sweets, I find it awfully strange
But don't you pout, we'll soon find out it's all about to change
[Quiet!]
As all who know me might suppose, I've hatched a tasty plot
A licorice that grows and grows until there's more than a lot
I'll place it in the Circle Sweet and watch it quickly rise
And soon, my chewy, sticky goo will reach into the sky
Licorice here, licorice there, far as you can see
The smell of licorice in the air
Yummy, yummy, yummy
Slickery licorice everywhere, soon they'll understand
Life will be so great, so grand, here in Licorice Land
Licorice! Licorice! Licorice!
[Silence!]
Chocolate pops and strawberry shakes will be against the law
Only licorice birthday cakes, ho ho, hee hee, ha haw
Licorice treats will fill the streets, a glorious display
The world will see my licorice dream
And we will scream "Hooray!"
Licorice here, licorice there, far as you can see
The smell of licorice in the air
Yummy, yummy, yummy
Slickery licorice everywhere, soon they'll understand
Life will be so great, so grand, here in Licorice Land
I will rule from a castle with a pool
I'll look great on my licorice estate
Have a throne of my own
A licorice crown upon my head
I'll even wear it to bed
Licorice here, licorice there, far as you can see
The smell of licorice in the air
Yummy, yummy, yummy
Slickery licorice everywhere, soon they'll understand
Things have been so blah
So bland
Life will be utterly grand
Here in Licorice Land
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