"Laverna's Formula" is a song from the the 2005 theatrical stage show Barbie Live in Fairytopia, an adaptation of the animated film Barbie Fairytopia. It features Laverna and her henchman Fungus Maximus concocting a vile potion to take away fairies' ability to fly.

The song was perfromed by Laverna's actress Stacey Bono and Fungus' actor Christopher Brady.


Fungus come hither
We need some things
Two snakes that slither
One snake that sings
One roll of tapeworms
Two yucky slugs
One bowl of wheat germs
And a case of jitterbugs

It's formed a skin again
Like a prune

Stir it up and then
Throw away that spoon

'Cause the fun's begun
Soon my little formula's ready
For spreading around

Then the fun's begun
They'll need Laverna to
Help them get up off the ground

One pail of quicksand
One tsetse fly
With the eye of an a bat

And the bat of an eye
Four hairy horse manes
Three stinky toes
Two little bird brains
(I think I have one of those)

Fairytopia don't you see
I'm just hoping you learn to love me

When it's done
(What fun)
See my little formula
Weaken your wings overnight
When it's done
(What fun)
They'll beg Laverna to help them
Reschedule their flight

Fungus come closer
What do you see?

It's looking grosser!

Then things are looking up for me!
You've been so obedient
Now I'm almost through
There's just one ingredient missing

Now it's done
(It's done)
Soon you'll see fumes
From my soup-loopy-loop
In the air
Now it's done
(It's done)
They'll be so thankful to
Know that Laverna is there

And it's done
(It's done)
See Laverna's formula
Poison their whole atmosphere

I'll be number one
They'll love Laverna
'Cause I've got the antidote here




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