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"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch", also known as "Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch", is a song from the animated television series South Park, appearing in the season one episode "Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo" as well as the animated feature film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. It features Eric Cartman and the kids of the school singing about how much they hate Kyle's mother Sheila Broflovski.

The song is performed by Cartman's voice actor and series co-creator Trey Parker and a chorus; it also features Kyle's voice actor and series co-creator Matt Stone in speaking lines.

LyricsEdit

Well!
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a bitch, aah.

[Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-]

[Don't say it, Cartman!]

Well...

[Don't do it, Cartman!]

Well...

[I'm warning you!]

[Okay, okay.]

[I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a -]

Well!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

[Shut your f*cking mouth, Cartman!]

On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

[Come on! You all know the words!]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
(Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
(Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! {Kyle's mom is a shrew, a dirty slut,}

Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, {She's the biggest bitch in the world,}

Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, {She's a stupid c*nt, if there ever was a c*nt}

Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. {She's a bitch to the boys and girls.}

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it!
Kyle's mom; she's a big fat f*cking bitch!
Big ole fat f*cking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah, cha!

[What? Oh, f*ck.]

Lemme tell ya 'bout kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know
And she stinks like sh*t!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pretty
I just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"Sh*t, Goddamn that's a big fat ass!"
Should f*ck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe c., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park click

I don't know much, but I know this sh*t:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch!

Other AppearancesEdit

  • The television version of the song was featured on the album Chef Aid: The South Park Album as a hidden track.
  • The film version of the song was featured on the album South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture).
  • The soundtrack also featured a version entitled "Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch" by rapper Joe C. and featuring Kid Rock, with completely different lyrics.
  • An instrumental version of the song plays when fighting Sheila in South Park: The Fractured but Whole.

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TriviaEdit

  • When the song moves to China, the girl at the far right of the screen is one mouth movement behind the others.
  • The song uses the word "bitch" 56 times, not counting French, Swahili, Dutch, or Chinese. The song only lasts approximately 71 seconds, which makes for .8 uses of the word 'bitch' per second.


           SouthParkNavbox Songs

Television
Kyle's Mom's a BitchCheesy Poofs Theme SongMy Best FriendsHappy HolidayUnderpants Gnomes Work SongI Hate You GuysWild Wild West RapHome School MiracleChristmas Time in HellMerry F*cking ChristmasFingerbangHukilauThird Grade MemoriesI Don't Want to WaitSea People and MePoo-Choo TrainMake a Run for the BorderTaco Flavored KissesJesus, BabyDing Dong They Caught SaddamTouch My BodyLet's Ride the TrainThe Power to ChangeMy Wishing TreeChristmas Time is Once a YearWoodland Critter ChristmasMake It RightWe Can Live TogetherWho's Got the Greatest Mom in the World?What Really Happened on 9/11?Dawg's Crew Theme SongCalifornia Loves the HomelessSuper Fun TimeSomalian Pirates WeMinorities at my Water ParkI'm Not the Poorest Kid in SchoolThe Only Memeing I'll Ever DoOur Love GrowsI Was Not the BulletLet's Come Together As a SchoolGive Life a TryBarbershop Quartet

Film
Blame CanadaKyle's Mom's a BitchHell Isn't GoodUp ThereI Can Change

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