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"King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton" was a deleted rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History, intending to be released as a part of the second season. It would have featured real-life 16th century monarch King Henry VIII verses the real-life American politician Hillary Clinton. However, the battle was cut for being considered too low quality. The song was later released on YouTube along with a 2020 update.
King Henry VIII was played played by Shay Carl, and Clinton was played by Susan Deming.
[Epic Rap Battles of History!
I am Henry the Eighth, king of England, Ireland, and Wales!
You are a presidential candidate in a pantsuit who fails!
Girls don't belong in politics, too much stress!
You should stay at home and wash the stains out of another lady's dress!
I tend to have separation issues with women.
It's like their heads are the Pope, and their necks the Church of England!
Madam Secretary, hold my calls! I'm off for a walk!
'Cause no one's beat you this bad since a swarthy man named Barack!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
Let's just get down to it.
You done messed with the wrong Rodham. I'm about to Tudor and boot it!
You make more false accusations than Whitewater!
It's not your wives' fault your balls keep making daughters!
Your country's the size of Ohio; you couldn't even beat Spain!
I could defeat you with the Grassroots email campaign!
I'd eat you alive, but I'd probably never finish!
You're so fat, your body could feed a whole freaking village!
I'm big because I'm God's appointed vessel!
The only way you could beat me is if maybe we wrestled!
I mean, come on! Is it any wonder why you can't keep your man at home?
The only thing getting blown is Bill's saxophone!
You couldn't even handle the goods that I'm selling!
I'm more powerful than Oprah!
And more handsome than Ellen!
Don't you interrupt me, you chauvinist prick!
You put the needs of your country behind the whims of your dick!
I'll banish you back to your own Tower of London, baby!
You can tell them Henry the Eighth got spanked by the First Lady!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
[Who won? Who's next? You decide!]