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"Jingle Bombs" is a song performed by Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham's 2008 stand-up comedy special Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special. Achmed says it is one of the terrorist Christmas carols he enjoys singing.

The song was performed by Jeff Dunham as Achmed's voice.

LyricsEdit

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the U.S. military

Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Mine blew up, you see
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man,
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk

Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I kill you!

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