"Jax Toy" is a fan song for Glitch Production's animated comedy The Amazing Digital Circus, written and composed by Jake "Jakeneutron" Sloan. The song follows the perspective of Jax, the resident jerk who makes it his goal to make everyone else's lives as miserable as possible.
Jax is voiced by his official voice actor, Michael Kovach. Additional lines were provided by Amanda Hufford, the official voice for Ragatha.
Lyrics[]
[Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop? (sigh) Man, I thought people would have better taste nowadays. Maybe you could waste your time doing something mature, like taxes? But I know you won't]
What's got you fuming, buddy?
What's got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off?
You better learn to cope soon
This place eats dopes for breakfast
You'll need some thicker skin
'Cause if you're angry, now
Imagine how you'll feel when
You check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes [Ugh, Jax!]
When every step you take's a face full of rakes
When even seats are threatening a certain sound
You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?
[Do you have any other way of entertaining yourself that doesn't involve torturing people?]
[No.]
Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you're not down to clown?
Well, I won't let that get me down
I'm your Jax toy
Have a little laugh boy
I'd say I'm sorry
But it's not that kinda party
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax, woo!)
(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy)
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy)
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)
Wait, please give me a second
So, let me get this straight
The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate?
Wait, wait, let's hear her out
Got nothin' here but time
Just let us in on what will save us here
We missed a sign?
You hear that audience? You're in for a show
We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though
And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
I think I'll join you, giving a little beam
What is it
Are you crying from the jab from the side?
Can't handle snide comments
Looking to confide in Ragatha
Good luck with that to ya
I'm giving gold to those
Misfortunate enough to end up in a circus
From a rancid purchase
Of a headset
Just my luck
Had gone and cursed us
You wanna smile, and ease your mind?
"Then lighten up!" so says my sign
[Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted]
Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you're not down to clown?
Well I won't let that get me down
I'm your Jax toy
Have a little laugh, boy
I'd say I'm sorry
But it's not that kind of party
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) That's me (Woo!)
(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) I'll keep you company
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy) Still me
(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)
Other Appearances[]
- The song was released in the album under the same name, alongside its instrumental and vocals.
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Trivia[]
- In the beginning of the fourth episode of The Amazing Digital Circus, "Fast Food Masquerade", Jax and Ragatha get into an argument after the former hits Gangle in the face with a baseball, with the conversation fading out before the audience can hear it. Gooseworks, creator of the show, revealed the full recorded audio on her Tumblr, with the end of the argument referencing Ragatha's dialogue in "Jax Toy".
- In response to Jakeneutron tweeting about discovering the Tumblr post, Amanda Hufford, Ragatha's voice actor, would comment "So you finally found it" on their own Twitter.