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"In the Empire" is a song from "Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars", a special from Disney's animated television series Phineas and Ferb. It features Stromtroopers Candace, Buford, and Baljeet singing about the wonders of working for the Galactic Empire.

The song was performed by Candace's voice actress Ashley Tisdale, Buford's voice actor Bobby Gaylor, and Baljeet's voice actor Maulik Pancholy.

Lyrics

Ever since I was young,
You know, I hated dissension
Among my peer group,
It caused a whole lot of tension
When the other kids were slouching,
I would stand at attention
And I've always looked so good in white

Now I'm a bad mamma-jamma
And I rock a mean helmet
If I see a rebellion
Then you know I'm gonna quell it
I'm a certified, full-blown,
Armor-wearing zealot
And it feels so good to know I'm always right

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,
In the Empire...
In the Empire...
You can be all that they want you to be,
You get a 401(k) and your meals are free
In the Empire
In the Empire...
In the Empire
In the Empire...

I don't know but I've been told,
The Rebels need to be controlled
We'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks,
But first we've gotta get Darth Vader socks!

It's so not fair!

I mean, why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander, and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster? No, I mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times. She held it backwards and upside down. But no, she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion? What about me?

If they would just open their eyes, they'd see that I've got everything it takes, I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper ever!

[Ya feelin' better?]

[Yeah. Thanks.]

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,
In the Empire...
In the Empire...
You can be all that they want you to be,
You can march to the beat of conformity

In the Empire
In the Empire...
In the Empire
In the Empire...
In the Empire
In the Empire...
In the Empire!

Other Appearances

  • The song appeared on the album Phineas and Ferb Star Wars (Music from the TV Series) - EP.|
  • The song also was featured on the flash game Agent P: Rebel Spy as Darthenshmirtz's theme.

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