FANDOM



30 day model challenge 2 saddam hussein by lolwutburger-d7yvfok
This article is marked as Mature

The page I Can Change contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. Mature pages are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older.
If you are 18 years or older or are comfortable with graphic material, you are free to view this page. Otherwise, you should close this page and go view another.

"I Can Change" is a song from the 1999 animated film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. It features Saddam Hussein trying to convince his lover Satan that he can reform.

The song is performed by Hussein's voice actor and series co-creator Matt Stone and Satan's voice actor and series co-creator Trey Parker.

Lyrics

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just f*ck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
I'll open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes I'm insane,
But it's okay, 'cause I can change!

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change
(What if you remain a sandy little butthole?)
Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit,
Mother Theresa wont have sh*t on me

Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing

Ahh!
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut

Ahh!

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just f*ck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
I'll open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes I'm insane,
But it's okay, 'cause I can change!

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it
I'll open up my heart, and I will show it
Any minute now I will be born again

But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit,
Mother Theresa wont have sh*t on me

Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing

Ahh!
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut

Ahh!

Hey Satan

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right,
They may be wrong
But it's not as if I don't try,
I just mess up
And I go wrong

But I can change, I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it

Oh it's strange, yes it's strange,
Though I guess it's quite clear,
I killed an antelope and deer,
And there's no home on my range
Yes, I'm a little deranged
But I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, sobriety
You know my momma picked cotton
And my daddy Boll Weevil

It was history, it wasn't me

But I can change, I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
Open up my heart and I will show it
Any minute passed 'til I outgrow it

You'll never change
You'll never change
You'll always be a dog with me

Yes, but don't be such a boob,
Manna from heaven shall be my food
My acts of past were misconstrued
And God above will watch me change
And while I'm changing, I'll be changing, I'm gonna CHANGE!
Soon...

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it,
I'm gonna change

Other Appearances

  • The song was featured on the soundtrack album South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture) with slightly altered and extended lyrics.
  • The soundtrack also featured a version entitled "I Swear It (I Can Change)" by punk rock band Violent Femmes, with completely different lyrics.

Gallery

Images

Videos


           SouthParkNavbox Songs

Television
Kyle's Mom's a BitchCheesy Poofs Theme SongMy Best FriendsHappy HolidayUnderpants Gnomes Work SongI Hate You GuysWild Wild West RapHome School MiracleO TannenbaumChristmas Time in HellMerry F**king ChristmasO Holy NightI'm a Little PiggyFingerbangHukilauThird Grade MemoriesI Don't Want to WaitSea People and MePoo-Choo TrainMake a Run for the BorderTaco Flavored KissesJesus, BabyDing Dong They Caught SaddamTouch My BodyLet's Ride the TrainThe Power to ChangeMy Wishing TreeChristmas Time is Once a YearWoodland Critter ChristmasMake It RightWe Can Live TogetherWho's Got the Greatest Mom in the World?What Really Happened on 9/11?Dawg's Crew Theme SongCalifornia Loves the HomelessSuper Fun TimeSomalian Pirates WeMinorities at my Water ParkI'm Not the Poorest Kid in SchoolThe Only Memeing I'll Ever DoOur Love GrowsI Was Not the BulletLet's Come Together As a SchoolGive Life a TryBarbershop QuartetPC Chant

Film
Blame CanadaKyle's Mom's a BitchHell Isn't GoodUp ThereI Can Change

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.