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"I, Ivan Krank" is a song from the 2004 animated Disney film Teacher's Pet: The Movie, based on the animated television series Teacher's Pet. It features Ivan Krank as he explains his backstory and prepares for his experiment.

The song was performed by Krank's voice actor Kelsey Grammer.

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I was born with a brain
That could not be contained
So they tortured and teased me,
And called me insane
It was bad, very bad,
Even mom called me mad!
Any child would go wild from the pain!

Crazed with rage and defiance,
I turned my cerebelum to science
I tinkered and toiled,
My beakers all boiled,
And I built this amazing appliance!

Now the whole world will see the genius in me,
As I stand on the shoulders of giants!

I am I, Ivan Krank
Just a man way ahead of his time
Allow me to be frank
I'm much hipper than old Dr. Frankenstein

And I, Ivan Krank,
And you may call me wacko or weird

But you'll have me to thank,
With this pup that you neared
No longer wet-nosed, waggy tail or dog eared,
He'll be human, like you, man, the world will all cheer
For the genius, which is I, Ivan Krank!

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Animated Films
Hi-Diddle-Dee-DeeI've Got No StringsHi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (Reprise)The Coach to Pleasure IslandNight on Bald MountainHit the Big Boss (For a Raise)Pink Elephants on ParadeFee-Fi-Fo-FumHeadless HorsemanSing, Sweet NightingaleThe Walrus and the Carpenter'Twas BrilligPainting the Roses RedMarch of the CardsWho's Been Painting My Roses Red?A Pirate's Life (Is a Wonderful Life)The Elegant Captain HookThe Siamese Cat SongCruella De VilMad Madam MimI Wanna Be Like YouTrust in MeThe Phony King of EnglandHeffalumps and WoozlesThe World's Greatest Criminal MindGoodbye, So SoonPoor Unfortunate SoulsPoor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise)Home on the RangeGastonGaston (Reprise)The Mob SongPrince Ali (Reprise)Be PreparedThe Virginia CompanyThe Virginia Company (Reprise)Mine, Mine, MineSavages, Pt. 1Savages, Pt. 2The Bells of Notre DameOut ThereHellfireAnd He Shall Smite the WickedThe Gospel Truth IIThe Firebird SuiteYodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-OoFriends on the Other SideFriends on the Other Side (Reprise)Healing IncantationMother Knows BestMother Knows Best (Reprise)Song of Mor'duThe Backson SongLove is an Open DoorShinyKnow Who You AreRemember MeMuch Needed AdviceLa Llorona

Animated Sequels
I'm Looking Out for MeYou're Only Second RateWelcome to the Forty ThievesAre You In or Out?Don't Fall in LoveThings Are Not What They AppearMy LullabyNot One of UsJunkyard Society RagPerfectly PerfectFeel Like a MillionJust One Mistake

Other Animated Films
Der Fuehrer's FaceIt's a "B" MovieCutting EdgeWorthlessKidnap the Sandy ClawsOogie Boogie's SongI, Ivan KrankPetey's King of FranceIt's Our House NowIf I Ruled the World

Live Action Films
We Won't Be Happy 'Till We Get It!Castle In SpainFidelity Fiduciary BankThe Happiest Home in These HillsPassamaquoddyEvery Little PieceBill of SaleSecret of SurvivalBravo, Stromboli!Come Little ChildrenI Put a Spell on YouShiver My TimbersA Professional PirateThe Legend of Davy JonesFabulousNorth Pole, North PoleHello, Little GirlAgonyStay with MeLast MidnightLet's Talk About MeI'm Number OneI'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu)Rotten to the CoreEvil Like MeEvilWays to Be WickedWhat's My Name?Chillin' Like a VillainIt's Goin' Down

Animated Series
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?The Best of EverythingFat Cat StompThe Lobster Mobster's MobMy TownOne Good ManYzmopolisCedric the GreatAll You DesireHelping HandA Kingdom of My OwnThis Fliegel Has LandedWendell's WayMy Evil DreamsMy Power Will Be Crystal ClearGet WickedOn Your/My OwnTonight We StrikeJackal StyleOutta the WayPanic and RunLions Over AllWe'll Make You a MealBring Back a LegendI Have A PlanBig Bad KengeWe're the SmartestReady As I'll Ever BeReady As I'll Ever BeI'm Gonna Run This DumpLi'l Ol' MeWeirdmageddon ThemeWe'll Meet AgainYou Can't Catch MeDon't Look NowThe Art of the StealWe've Got Dance PowerSky PiratesHurt Incantation"GlomTales" Theme Song

Deleted and Others Songs
Honest JohnRolling Along to Pleasure IslandMonstro the WhaleI'm OddBeware the JabberwockNever Smile at a CrocodileThe Mighty HuntersRunHow Much You Mean to Me/Court Me SlowlyAll Good Things Must EndWhy Me?Humiliate the BoyBe Prepared (Reprise)Snuff Out the LightGonna Get My WishShadow ManYou're YouIt's Gonna Get Weird

Parks
Hawaiian War ChatYo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)Grim Grinning Ghosts

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