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"I'm Number One" is a song from the 2014 film Muppets Most Wanted. It is performed by Constantine and Dominic Badguy as they discuss which one of them is superior.

The song was performed by Constantine (performed by Matt Vogel) and Badguy's actor, Ricky Gervais.

Lyrics

I'm number one,
You're number two
We're criminals at large
But I'm at larger than you

I'm number one,
You're number two
I believe in equality
As long as you get less than me!

I'm one,
You're one
You're number two
I'm number two
You may think that you're smarter,
But I'm smarter-er than you!

I'm number one!
You're number two!
You're lucky to be number two
Not number three!

I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get the bigger piece of the pie
One day, you'll get your chance
But in the meantime, you've got to dance monkey dance!

[Really? I hate dancing.]

[Do it!]

Dance monkey dance!
Ha Ha!

I'm number two
He's number one
I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
I'm number two
He's number one

I'm number one!

You know life's gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog!

I can see it's just a matter of time
Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line!
It won't be long 'til I get my chance
But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance

Dance monkey dance!

[Now, watch me!]

I'm number one!
He's number one!
You're number two!
I'm number two!

That's it, kid, there you go
Now step aside, this ain't your show!

I'm one
I'm one
I'm number one!
Yes, we know!

I'm/He's number one!

[That's how it's done!]

Other Appearances

  • It was a feature on the movie's soundtrack.

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  • The song had a one-line reprise cut for time purposes. This can be heard in the film's extended edition.
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