"I'm Evil" is a song featured in the 2007 video game adaptation of Shrek the Third. It was sung by Captain Hook and his pirates as they fight Shrek.
The song was performed by Jim Meskinen as Captain Hook, and a chorus as his crew.
Lyrics
What a lucky day for you and me!
You traveled very far
Come lookee at my scar
Please forgive the pirates and the thugs!
It's really no rebuke
In fact, it's just a fluke
That we will try to squash you like bugs!
I'm evil!
(He's evil!)
Don't call me creepy, curmudgeonry, conniving or cruel!
Simply evil!
(He's evil!)
I think you'll get my point, if we're ever in a duel!
I'm evil!
(Heh heh heh heh!)
Dare you approach me! Dare you come close!
I'm vicious and nasty, I've earned my fame!
A thousand scoundrels have died of my dose!
Why do you think Peter Pan isn't in this game?
Take a wild guess!
Because I'm evil!
(He's evil!)
I'll hit you when you're down, I never let a scurvy dog lie!
I'm evil!
(He's evil!)
I scare the Cyclops when I meet him eye-to-eye!
(Aye-aye!)
I'm evil!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
I'm full of glee, while you're full of dread!
You won't survive the stabs and slapping!
The only sound you'll hear when you're stone-cold dead
Is the sound of my one hand... clapping!
(At rise!)
I'm evil!
(Ha ha ha!)
(He's evil!)
Even my mommy used to call me a little stinker!
(Awww!)
So evil!
(She's evil!)
And when I catch your ship, I'll hook, line and sink her!
(Arrgh!)
I'm evil!
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