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"Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il" is a rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History. It features the retired real-life professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, the real-life professional wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and the real-life North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il.
Hulk Hogan was played by series co-creator Peter "Nice Peter" Shukoff, Macho Man was played by series co-creator Lloyd "Epic LLOYD" Ahlquist, and Kim Jong-il was played by Timothy "DeLaGhetto" Chantarangsu.
[Epic Rap Battles of History!
The name's Kim Jong, I got a license to IL!
Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill!
Your body looks like a spray tan banana, with a walrus mustache and a wack bandana
I'm coming at you like the Asian Ric Flair!
Bitch, I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair
Your whole fam's a bunch of Barbies, dude!
You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!
You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother!
You look Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!
You're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni!
I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony!
Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know:
I'll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show!
I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling!
Brother, I'll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!
Beijing is in China, you blond asshole!
I'm a god among men, you're a suburban commando
North Korea, bitch! Let me give you a tour!
By the way, your wife says my d*ck is bigger than yours!
[Hulk Hogan goes down!
I don't know if he can finish this battle! He's reaching for the ropes! It's... it's... Macho Man Randy Savage!]
Oh, yeah! It's about to get real!
Watch me snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-il!
I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses,
But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses!
The Macho Man, there is no equal,
So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people!
Punk! I'll elbow drop your whole nation
On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation!
[Who won? Who's next? You decide!]
[Epic Rap Battles of History!]
- This is the first ERB video to include a back-up rapper.
- After Randy Savage died on May 20, 2011, this video was dedicated to him. ERB added an annotation saying "We love you Macho Man."
- Both Kim Jong-il and Randy Savage passed away in 2011.
- This was the first rap battle to guest star an Asian actor.