"Helping Hand" is a song from the season two episode "Baileywhoops" of the Disney animated television series Sofia the First. It features Sofia offering help to the castle steward Baileywick while Slickwell plans on usurping Baileywick's job.
The song was performed by Sofia's voice actress Ariel Winter and Slickwell's voice actor Christian Borle.
Today I'll lend a hand to you,
Wherever you go, whatever you do.
I have a plan to trip you up,
Drop every tray and every cup.
So if you hesitate or doubt
just look to me I'll help you out.
Because that serpent pin is cursed,
You'll go from being best to worst!
I'll be your helping hand
when the need arises.
And I will help provide
Some terrible and cruel surprises
I'll stand right by your side
To help you stay in line
And I will never rest until your job is mine....
Being Steward of Enchancia, that's my dream
To get that job I've hatched a truly amazing schemes
It involves a secret trick....
Getting rid of Baileywick!
To help you out, I'll look the part
I'll put on a coat and dress up smart
And if you worry fret or frown
Slickwell kicks you when your down
There's no need to lose your nerve
Your junior steward's here to serve
Now that you're a clumsy clod
Slickwell's going to steal your job
I'll be your helping hand when the need arises
And I will help provide some terrible and cruel surprises
I'll stand right by your side to help you stay in line
And I will never rest
Until your job is mine
I'll guide you throughout the day
I'll push you out of the way until your job is mine