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"Gimme the Wand" is a song in the season five episode "Fairy Idol" of the Nickelodeon animated television series The Fairly OddParents. It features Norm the Genie and Cosmo as they compete over a wand from Jorgen Von Strangle.

The song was performed by Norm's voice actor Norm MacDonald. Cosmo picks up a book on how to sing like Diana DeGarmo, so his singing voice is performed by Diana DeGarmo.

Lyrics

I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
what that spells to me

When I'm shoved in a lamp,
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops at three
And that's pretty dang annoying to me

I want that crazy power you fairies got
To grant those wishes that you grant a lot
Hey!
To give each and every child a great big smile
To me this means a lot, it ain't no evil plot

Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blonde
If you give me the wand

(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)

I'm a... oh hang on
F-A-I-R-Y
We did our very best
for this buck toothed guy
(Shoop-bah-doo-bap-Dooby-doo-wah!)
That vest-wearing slob
He may want our job

Well, duh

But give us
One more try
You really can't deny

Give us the wand, we'll have a ball
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

Give me the wand

[He'll enslave you all!]

(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

Give us the wand, a-do-doo-dow
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

We really hope, you all respond
Come on, give us the wand

And set me free

(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)

Give us the wand, and hear our plea
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Give us the wand, a-doo-dah-dee
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand!

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