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"Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny" is a rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History. It features the real-life tyrant Genghis Kahn against the holiday icon the Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny was played by series co-creator Peter "Nice Peter" Shukoff, and Khan was played by series co-creator Lloyd "EpicLLOYD" Ahlquist.
[Epic Rap Battles of History!
the Easter Bunny.]
How you gonna battle? I invented hip-hopping!
My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping!
The Easter Bunny, baby. I deserve to be arrogant!
You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!
Ooh, what you gonna do?
You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China!
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!
Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Khan!
Silly rabbit, you'll need more than luck!
You've got two giant ears but can't hear that you suck!
I drive a Mongol horde; your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat,
Then butcher your family, and make a new coat!
Take it easy, baby. No need for this meanness.
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy. You just like to pillage.
Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your village?
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land!
Now my DNA's in dudes from New York to Japan!
Ha! Easter my ass, you're not in the Bible!
You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial!
[Who won? Who's next? You decide!]
[Epic Rap Battles of History!]
- The song was released as a single and on the album Season 1.