FANDOM


Gaston is a song sung by Gaston, LeFou, and Gaston's buddies in Disney's 1991 animated film, Beauty and the Beast. It features Gaston and LeFou coming up with a plot to force Belle to marry Gaston.

The song was performed by Gaston's voice actor Richard White, LeFou's voice actor Jessie Corti, and a chorus as Gaston's buddies.

LyricsEdit

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
(A dangerous pastime...)
I know,
But that wacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan!

[If I... *whispering*]
[Yes?]
[Then we... *whispering*]
[No, would she?]
[*whispering* Guess!]
[Now I get it!]
[Let's go!]

No one plots like Gaston
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My, what a guy
Gaston!

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking (A dangerous pastime...) I know, But that wacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only so-so Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony old man See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan!

[If I... *whispering*] [Yes?] [Then we... *whispering*] [No, would she?] [*whispering* Guess!] [Now I get it!] [Let's go!]

No one plots like Gaston Takes cheap shots like Gaston Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston! Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful As down to the depths you descend I won't even be mildly remorseful Just as long as you get what you want in the end!

Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston? Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? And his marriage we soon will be celebrating!

My, what a guy Gaston!

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking (A dangerous pastime...) I know, But that wacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only so-so Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony old man See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan!

[If I... *whispering*] [Yes?] [Then we... *whispering*] [No, would she?] [*whispering* Guess!] [Now I get it!] [Let's go!]

No one plots like Gaston Takes cheap shots like Gaston Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston! Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful As down to the depths you descend I won't even be mildly remorseful Just as long as you get what you want in the end!

Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston? Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? And his marriage we soon will be celebrating!

Say it again! Who's a ten out of ten? Then let's say it once more Like we did heretofore He's a champ, he's an ace It's all over his face He's got brains and especially brawn It's Gaston!

[Thank you, boys!] Gaston! [Oh, please!] Gaston! [That's me!]

Other AppearancesEdit

  • The song appears in the Broadway musical with expanded lyrics inspired by the film's demo version, performed by Gaston's actor Burke Moses and LeFou's actor Kenny Raskin.
  • The original version was included on the albums:
    • Beauty and the Beast (Original Soundtrack)
    • Beauty and the Beast Special Edition Soundtrack
    • Walt Disney Records the Legacy Collection: Beauty and the Beast
    • Disney's Greatest Vol. 3
    • Songs and Story: Beauty and the Beast
  • The song's demo version was also included on Walt Disney Records the Legacy Collection: Beauty and the Beast.

GalleryEdit

ImagesEdit

VideosEdit

OfficialEdit

CoversEdit

See AlsoEdit

TriviaEdit

  • The song was not featured in the 2017 remake of Beauty and the Beast.
           DisneyNavbox Songs

Disney Animated Flims
Hi-Diddle-Dee-DeeI've Got No StringsHi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (Reprise)The Coach to Pleasure IslandNight on Bald MountainHit the Big Boss (For a Raise)Pink Elephants on ParadeFee-Fi-Fo-FumHeadless HorsemanSing, Sweet NightingaleThe Walrus and the Carpenter'Twas BrilligPainting the Roses RedMarch of the CardsWho's Been Painting My Roses Red?A Pirate's Life (Is a Wonderful Life)The Elegant Captain HookThe Siamese Cat SongCruella De VilMad Madam MimI Wanna Be Like YouTrust in MeThe Phony King of EnglandHeffalumps and WoozlesThe World's Greatest Criminal MindGoodbye, So SoonPoor Unfortunate SoulsLes PoissonsPoor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise)Home on the RangeGastonGaston (Reprise)The Mob SongPrince Ali (Reprise)Be PreparedThe Virginia CompanyThe Virginia Company (Reprise)Mine, Mine, MineSavages, Pt. 1Savages, Pt. 2The Bells of Notre DameOut ThereHellfireAnd He Shall Smite the WickedThe Gospel Truth IIPerfect WorldThe Firebird SuiteYodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-OoFriends on the Other SideFriends on the Other Side (Reprise)Healing IncantationMother Knows BestMother Knows Best (Reprise)The Backson SongLove is an Open DoorShinyKnow Who You Are

Pixar Films
Song of Mor'duRemember MeMuch Needed AdviceLa LloronaMidnight, The Stars And You

Animated Sequels
I'm Looking Out for MeYou're Only Second RateWelcome to the Forty ThievesAre You In or Out?Don't Fall in LoveThings Are Not What They AppearMy LullabyNot One of UsJunkyard Society RagPerfectly PerfectFeel Like a MillionJust One Mistake

Other Animated Films
It's a "B" MovieCutting EdgeWorthlessKidnap the Sandy ClawsOogie Boogie's SongI, Ivan KrankPetey's King of FranceIt's Our House NowIf I Ruled the World

Live Action Films
We Won't Be Happy 'Till We Get It!Castle In SpainFidelity Fiduciary BankThe Happiest Home in These HillsPassamaquoddyEvery Little PieceBill of SaleSecret of SurvivalBravo, Stromboli!Come Little ChildrenI Put a Spell on YouShiver My TimbersA Professional PirateLittle GirlsEasy StreetLittle Girls (Reprise)The Legend of Davy JonesFabulousNorth Pole, North PoleHello, Little GirlStay with MeAgonyLast MidnightMy Jolly Sailor BoldMermaidsLet's Talk About MeI'm Number OneI'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu)Rotten to the CoreEvil Like MeEvilWays to Be WickedWhat's My Name?Chillin' Like a VillainIt's Goin' DownWhat a Shame

Animated Series & Shorts
The Skeleton DanceWho's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?Der Fuehrer's FaceThe Best of EverythingFat Cat StompThe Lobster Mobster's MobThe Beddy Bye BluesYou Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 1)You Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 2)Evil LullabyMy TownOne Good ManYzmopolisCedric the GreatAll You DesireHelping HandA Kingdom of My OwnThis Fliegel Has LandedWendell's WayMy Evil DreamsMy Power Will Be Crystal ClearGet WickedOn Your/My OwnTonight We StrikeJackal StyleOutta the WayPanic and RunLions Over AllWe'll Make You a MealBring Back a LegendI Have A PlanBig Bad KengeWe're the SmartestReady As I'll Ever BeReady As I'll Ever BeI'm Gonna Run This DumpLi'l Ol' MeWeirdmageddon ThemeWe'll Meet AgainYou Can't Catch MeDon't Look NowThe Art of the StealWe've Got Dance PowerSky PiratesHurt Incantation"GlomTales" Theme Song

Deleted Songs
Rolling Along to Pleasure IslandI'm OddBeware the JabberwockNever Smile at a CrocodileEvil - EvilThe Mighty HuntersHow Much You Mean to Me/Court Me SlowlySilence is GoldenAll Good Things Must EndArabian Nights (Reprise 1)Arabian Nights (Reprise 2)Why Me?Humiliate the BoyBe Prepared (Reprise)Snuff Out the LightPerfect World (Yzma)Gonna Get My WishYou're YouIt's Gonna Get Weird

Theatrical Songs
Chow DownThe Madness of King ScarMeMaison Des LunesDiamond in the RoughAnother PyramidLike Father Like SonThe Bottom LineThe Bottom Line (Reprise)Hans of the Southern IslesHans of the Southern Isles (Reprise)

Videogames
I Love FurPuppies, Oh, PuppiesThe Rat TangoRunVillains of a SortOne-Winged AngelCasino ClashA Filthy FinaleOrganization XIIIUrsula's Revenge

Promotional Songs
Honest JohnMonstro the WhaleShadow Man

Parks
Hawaiian War ChantYo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)Grim Grinning Ghosts

           Beauty and the Beast Navbox Songs

Films
GastonGaston (Reprise)The Mob SongDon't Fall in Love

Musical
MeGastonGaston (Reprise)Maison Des LunesThe Mob Song

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.