"Freddy Fazbear's Theme" is a deleted song from the 2019 video game Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted. It is a showtheme for Freddy Fazbear and the other animitronics Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate Fox.

It was performed by Freddy's voice actor Kellen Goff, Bonnie's voice actor Joe Gaudet, Chica's voice actress Amber Lee Conners, and spoken lines from the HandUnit's voice actor Andy Field.

Lyrics

[Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Fazbear Entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one, the only, Freddy Fazbear!]

[Hello, everybody! You ready to have a good time? I know I am!]

'Cause it's...

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! For kids, it's number one!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where fantasy meets fun!

([Fun not actually guaranteed])

[Well, let's meet the band!]

My name is Freddy, I'm the singer in the band, got a hat and a big bowtie
I'm a big, brown bear, but don't be scared, I'm a real fun-lovin' guy!

Bonnie's my name, I'm hoppin' along, floppy ears and a cotton tail
My guitar is blazin', this rabbit's "Hare"-raisin'! Just listen to me wail!

[Take it, Bonnie!]

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Get yer pizza by the pound!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where all the kids are safe and sound!

([Fazbear Entertainment offers absolutely no guarantees regarding guest safety.])

[Hey, I'm Chica!]

The lady of the group, my singing is a treat!
(So sweet!)
But keep an eye on your pizza,
'Cause I'm a bird who likes to eat!
Nom nom nom nom!

Finally, there's Foxy! One eye and a hook for a hand!
He hangs out over in Pirate's Cove, now you've met all the members of the band!

(Woo-hoo!)

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! The fun just can't be beat!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! It's time for us to eat!

[For the next hour, add meat to any kids' pizza for just a dollar! And if your parents really love you, they'll buy you a thirty-two ounce Freddy Fountain drink!]

[And don't forget: All the popular kids sign up for our mailing list
and get free stuff on their birthday!]

[Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!]

[Where fantasy meets fun!]

Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear Pizza!

Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear Pizza!

Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear Pizza!

Other Appearances

  • Despite not appearing in the game, instrumental remixes in the forms of "Twisted Birthday", "Bonnie Clash", and "Creepy Freddy" were included in various levels in the game, also composed by Allen Simpson.

Videos

Trivia

  • The song can still be found in the game's code, and series creator Scott Cawthon has expressed that the song may be used in a later project.
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