Flo

Come one, Come all
For thrills and chills galore
Just a ten dollar bill
For some a little more
I guarantee for what you'll see
It's quite a deal
In fact it's a steal

There will be oohs and ahhs
You'll be totally mesmerized
By a real live elf
And a valuable runt for size
And every penny made will go to charity
Better know as my own prosperity

It's the Fabulous Flo traveling show
Starring Timothy Tweedle
He's the feast for all eyes
Of diminutive size
And nobody razzle dazzle you like we will
That's for sure

What a flim flam scheme
From the queen of mean
You're in for one unforgettable time

It's the Fabulous Flo traveling show
And believe me when I say
The pleasure's mine

A phenomenon the world will pay to see
A golden opportunity for all, especially me
And today I have a special off just for you
Now you can buy one ticket for the price of two

It's the Fabulous Flo traveling show
Starring Timothy Tweedle
He's the feast for all eyes
Of diminutive size
And nobody can razzle dazzle you like we will

What a flim flam scheme
From the queen of mean
You're in for one unforgettable time

It's the Fabulous Flo traveling show
And believe me when I say
The pleasure's all mine