30 day model challenge 2 saddam hussein by lolwutburger-d7yvfok
This article is marked as Mature

The page First Date contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. Mature pages are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older.
If you are 18 years or older or are comfortable with graphic material, you are free to view this page. Otherwise, you should close this page and go view another.

"First Date" is a song performed by the comedy band Ninja Sex Party. The song is about Danny Sexbang trying to impress a girl with Ninja Brian as they take her out on a crime spree that escalates into a murderous rampage for their first date. Ultimately when he tries to talk her into another date she reveals she prefers Ninja Brian seemingly due to his violent tendencies.


Hey pretty lady, you're looking real fine
This is our first date: I'm not like other guys
I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life
So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight!

Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know
Then run on private property and hold each other close
Beneath the moonlight, I've got a fun idea
Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear

Let's steal a car tonight!
Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise
Let's steal a motherf*cking car tonight!
We're young and in love-so let's commit some crimes
(Hey, I like you!)

I got you flowers, let's get some coffee
Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family
We can hold hands, then you can watch me
Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary!

Let's steal some art tonight!
What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist?
Let's steal some precious f*cking art tonight!
We're young and in love-we're crossing state lines

Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional: go for a walk, watch a movie
Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens!
Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week
He loved it
Wait, you know what? F*ck it!

Let's kill some guy tonight!
We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight
Let's take a motherf*cking life tonight!
We're young and alive-which I can't say for that guy

Let's kill five guys tonight!
Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by
Let's kill ten guys tonight!
(You know what? First date: let's pump the brakes on the murders)
Let's kill five guys tonight!
I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi
Man we had fun tonight!
We're young and in love, and you can call me anytime! (Time...)

Good first date! Wanna do it again next wee-no? Oh, alright


Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.