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"Rick Grimes vs Walter White" is a rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History. It features Rick Grimes, the main protagonist of The Walking Dead franchise, and Walter White, the main protagonist of the Breaking Bad series.
Grimes was played by series co-creator Peter "Nice Peter" Shukoff, and White was played by series co-creator Lloyd "EpicLLOYD" Ahlquist.
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[Epic Rap Battles of History!
Rick Grimes
verses
Walter White!]
[Begin!]
Carl, stay back. This is gonna get bad.
I'm 'bout to show this lab rat how to be a real dad.
A grade-A MC who'll ruin your A-1 day,
'Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains!
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues.
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse!
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler,
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver.
You tore your family apart, sin by sin.
Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb!
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it:
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast.
I don't know what you think I've done,
But if we were to battle, I've already won.
Ask Gus: you don't wanna face off against me!
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie!
(Huaggh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody!
Always getting saved by some samurai booty!
I'm a kingpin, cooking crystal in the middle of the day,
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA!
Run you over with my Aztek, GTA,
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid!
Here's a hot dose; let me watch you choke on the truth!
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof!
'Cause you're a loser; a failure to your whole entire crew.
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you!
Carl! I said stay back with the others,
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother.
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want.
I'll watch you get eaten on my f*cking front lawn.
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me!
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities!
(Huaggh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life!
No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife!
[Who won? Who's next? You decide!]
[Epic Rap Battles of History!]
Other Appearances[]
- The song was released as a single.
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