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The "Family Guy Theme Song" is the opening title theme for the adult animated comedy series Family Guy. It features the Griffin Family singing about how there is nothing good in television or film anymore, and their show is the exception.
The song is performed by Peter, Brian, and Stewie Griffin's voice actor and series creator Seth MacFarlane, Lois Griffin's voice actress Alex Borstein, Meg Griffin's voice actress Mila Kunis, and Chris Griffin's voice actor Seth Greene.
Lyrics[]
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on TV
But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
It used to be
A big time star
Was Elegant as Garbo
Or Hedy Lamarr
But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez
You want to curl up and die
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
When I was young
The songs were fair
With Mister Johnny Mathis
And Sonny and Cher
But now we got Justin Timber-homo
A heartache all gone awry
The classic films
Were works of arts
The images were graceful
The stories were smart
But now we get Matrix Revolution
I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a fella
Sweeter than vanilla
Wholesome as a piece of
Apple pie
He's a family guy!
His smile's a simple delight
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
Peter!
He bought my cute little hat
Yeah we should talk about that
(About that! And his hat!)
He's mastered the comedy arts
He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts
He's loaded with sexy appeal
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel
No thank you
I gave it the office
The Brady Bunch
Has got their Mike
And pretty Laura Petrie
Has Dicky Van Dyke
But who around here could fill these loafers?
But here's a happy reply
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy!
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence and movies
And sex on TV
But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy!
Other Appearances[]
- The song was released as a single and on the album Family Guy: Live In Vegas (Soundtrack from the TV Show).
- A rap version opened the episode "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?". Additionally, the show has spoofed and parodied other musical styling and has occasionally done other versions where accidents happen during the opening that interrupt or ruin it.
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