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"Childhood Ruined" is a song by Animation Domination. It features a girl who reveals dark and terrible facts about cherished childhood media and characters.
The song was performed by Liz Beebe.
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Childhood is precious
But if we knew the whole truth then
It would make our memories dark
So here's your childhood ruined.
The Little Mermaid movie poster featured dicks, not a lie.
And the original story of the Mermaid ended
When the little mermaid died.
The Land Before Time was awesome,
Ducky's voice was a little girl's "quack".
Her real dad murdered her in cold blood;
That's why Ducky's voice did not come back.
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined,
The truth is out there, and the truth is wow.
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined,
If it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!
[How about writers?]
The author of Peter Pan kept a book up on the shelf.
He forged a will to get custody of kids then Peter killed himself.
The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach really hated the Jews,
And Lewis Carroll of Wonderland was a pedophile too.
The writer of the Giving Tree was a poetry machine,
His children's poems were so pornographic
They were first published in Playboy Magazine.
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
Sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow.
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
If it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!
E.T. wasn't always a puppet,
He was played by a kid born with no legs.
During Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died,
But sometimes you have to break a couple eggs.
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
No more "barks", no more "meows".
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined
If it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!
So when it comes down to the truth
sometimes you must just surrender.
The principal from Ferris Bueller is a registered sex offender...
More child stars overdose
than time in this song will allow.
And so now I have to ask you:
Is your childhood ruined now?
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