"Evil Tonight" is a song from the Phineas and Ferb, appearing in the season three episode "Bullseye!". It is sung by the members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. to commemorate their pageant of evil.

The song is performed by the Aloyse Von Roddenstein's voice actor Joe Orrantia, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's voice actor Dan Povenmire, Dr. Diminutive's voice actor Dee Bradley Baker, and a chorus as the other members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.


If you wanna see evil
Tonight at its best
We're the cruelest of people
Put us to the test

If you're looking for heinous
And iniquitous acts
Ethics cannot contain us
Sit back and relax

One of these cats
Will be our villainous star
So without further ado...
Here they are!

[I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mount Rushmore...for now!]

[I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbow... Wait who switched my...?]

[Ha Ha!]

(I'm Dr. Diminutive, and I don't have a Napoleon complex, Napoleon had a ME complex! Don't cross me!]

Of course, the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N by-laws
Which govern us all
Say to enter this pageant
You must be this tall
([What?! You can't do that!])
Yes, we can!

'Cause, we're evil!
Evil tonight!




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