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"Dr. Zaius" is from the television show "The Simpsons".It's a musical parody of the Planets of the Apes. Featuring Dr. Zaius, and Troy McClure.

Performed by Dan Castellaneta as Dr. Zaius, Phil Hartman as the fiction actor Troy McClure and Chorus.

Lyrics

[Help! The human's about to escape.]

Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

[He can talk!]

He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!

And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!

[Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!]

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
O, Dr. Zaius!

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

What's wrong with me?

I think you're crazy.

I want a second opinion.

You're also lazy

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
O, Dr. Zaius!

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Can I play the piano any more?

Of course, you can!

Well, I couldn't before.

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


Other Appearances

  • It Appears on the Episode " A Fish Called Selma"

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"The Itchy & Scratchy Show" ThemeSideshow Bob ThemeEvery Time We Say GoodbyeKang and Kodos ThemeSomethin' StupidTribute to Mr. BurnsThe Monorail SongCape Feare (Medley)We DoSee My VestSeñor BurnsDr. ZaiusScorpioMarch of the WinkiesFarewell, Sideshow BobStuck in the Middle with YouThe Very Reason That I LiveHigh to Be LoathedYou Could Do Worse

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