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"Dr. Zaius" is a song from the season 7 episode "A Fish Called Selma" from the animated television series The Simpsons. The song comes from the fictional stage musical Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off!, based on the iconic film Planet of the Apes that it's starring actor Troy McClure as the lead role. The song features a confrontation between the titular Dr. Zaius and McClure's character. The song is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.

Performed by Dan Castellaneta as Dr. Zaius, Phil Hartman as Troy McClure and a chorus.

LyricsEdit

[Help! The human's about to escape.]

[Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!]

[He can talk!]

He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!

And I can sing!

[Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!]

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

What's wrong with me?
I think you're crazy.
I want a second opinion.
You're also lazy

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Can I play the piano any more?
Of course, you can!
Well, I couldn't before.

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

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Television
"The Itchy & Scratchy Show" ThemeSideshow Bob ThemeEvery Time We Say GoodbyeKang and Kodos ThemeSomethin' StupidTribute to Mr. BurnsThe Monorail SongCape Feare (Medley)We DoSee My VestSeñor BurnsDr. ZaiusScorpioStuck in the Middle with YouThe Very Reason That I LiveHigh to Be Loathed

Other
Rock You Like a HurricaneLook At All Those IdiotsHullaba LulaWe Love To Smoke

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