"Don't Make Me Laugh" is a song from the 1995 MGM/Don Bluth animated film The Pebble and the Penguin. It features Drake singing to Marina, trying to convince her to accept his marriage proposal.

The song was performed by Drake's voice actor Tim Curry, while his minions laugh in the background is performed by a chorus.


Don't make me laugh!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
Don't make me laugh!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
My funny friend, don't make me bend in half!

Don't be a card, babe
Don't mess with Drake,
Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache!

Don't make me laugh!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
Or pull my leg!
(Ha ha ha ha!)
May I suggest you would do your best to beg!

If you say "No", miss,
If you refuse,
This is your notice that I refuse to lose

Say yes my love and stick with a winner
Believe me: that would be wiser

Say, "No", poor dove, and you're a shark's dinner
And Hubie's the appetizer.

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

(He he he he he he!)

[Get the picture?]

Don't make me laugh, ha ha ha ha!
Or slap my knee, ha ha ha ha!

I'm no hyena,
So Marina,
What'll it be?

Right this way to the Drake Estate, or write your epitaph?

You choose your fate
Don't make me wait.
And baby... don't make me laugh!


Other Appearances

  • The song was featured in the movie's soundtrack.




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