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"Carol Of The Turrets" is a fan song for the Portal video game franchise and a parody of the 1914 Christmas carol "Carol of the Bells" by the late Mykola Leontovych, performed by YouTube musical artist and animator Harry Callaghn. It features all the turrets celebrating Christmas in Aperture Science.

Lyrics

Time for some tests!
Shoot the subjects!

Make them all die!
If they survive,
bake them a pie!
The time is nigh!
Testing is here!
Let out a cheer!
Please sing along!
This is our song!

For the Animal King!
We'll always sing!
Guns we will bring,
bullets we will sling!
Fill them with holes!
That is our goal!
Test if you dare!
Are you still there?
Please sing along!
This is our song!

With joyful ring!
We're caroling!
Neurotoxin is pumping in!
From everywhere!
Filling the air!
Filling the air!
Filling the air!
Oh, how they pound!
Raising the sound!
Throughout Aperture!
GLaDOS is here!

Merry, merry, merry, merry science!
Merry, merry, merry, merry science!

Testing all year!
With Christmas cheer!
We'll only stop
when subjects drop!

With joyful ring!
We're caroling!
Neurotoxin is pumping in!
From everywhere!
Filling the air!
Filling the air!
Filling the air!
Oh, how they pound!
Raising the sound!
Throughout Aperture!
GLaDOS is here!

Merry, merry, merry, merry science!
Merry, merry, merry, merry science!

Testing all year!
With Christmas cheer!
We'll only break
for tasty cake!

That is our song!

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