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"Brand New Best Friend" is a song from the 2011 animated television movie Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and his second dimension counterpart as they become fast friends.

The song is performed by both Doofenshmirtzs' voice actor and series co-creator Dan Povenmire.

Lyrics

[Do I know you?]
[Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.]
[Well, that would explain the handsomeness.]
[Right back at you, big guy.]
[Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?]
[I suppose so.]

Do you want some rice pudding?
No, that's gross!
It was a test! Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!
Me too!

Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Dominant race!

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
[But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.]
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!

Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...
It's in this pouch
[Ouch!]
[You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.]
[Yeah?]
[Nothing...]

Do Lamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that's right
He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
(Ooh-wee-ooh!)
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!

Now that I've found you
Or we can be a duo
That's right
Twice the evil!
Double Doofenshmirtz!
Coming at you, Fridays!

[What? What's that? Are we doing a TV show together?]
[Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!]
[Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.]
[That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one...Eh?]

Other Appearances

  • The song is featured on the albums Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions and Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension Song Sampler.

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Trivia

  • In an animation error, just before 1st Dimension Doofenshmirtz says "Coming at you Fridays", an eye appears above 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz for a split second.
           PhineasAndFerbNavbox Songs

Evil JingleBustedWhen We Didn't Get AlongMy NemesisMy Goody Two Shoes BrotherThe Balled of BadbeardHe's EvilerImpress My ProfessorHail Doofania!Chains on MeHappy Evil Love SongI'm MeYodel Odel Obey MeImportant to Look Your BestDoof' N' PussNot So Bad a DadEvil Hand RapI Really Don't Hate ChristmasChristmas Cannot Be Destroyed Not Even by a Naughty-InatorBust Your BrothersEgyptian Guitar SoloThe Guards' WishesRed Rubber BootsGimme Your MoneyThere's A Platypus Controlling MeBack in GimmelshtumpRain-InatorWith a DartBlueprintsGumshine and Bubble SunReal BoyHe's DoofBrand New Best FriendEvil TonightWere-CowEpic Monster BattleCereal TuneLiesI'm HandsomeLooking for BooksDrusselstein Driving Test WaltzWeaponryEvil for Extra CreditThat's the NormHeck of a DayKick My Way Into Her HeartKinderlumperNew Greenland AnthemMy Evil Buddies and MeDoof's Evil Hideout Vacation SwapO.W.C.A.'s Goin' DownStraight Up BustPic-A-Nic BustIn the EmpireSocksSith-InatorTalk to HimInator MethodArmy of MeLots of MeAll the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be DivorcedDoof 101Tomorrow is This Morning Again

           DisneyNavbox Songs

Disney Animated Flims
Hi-Diddle-Dee-DeeI've Got No StringsHi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (Reprise)The Coach to Pleasure IslandNight on Bald MountainHit the Big Boss (For a Raise)Pink Elephants on ParadeMan ReturnsFee-Fi-Fo-FumHeadless HorsemanSing, Sweet NightingaleThe Walrus and the Carpenter'Twas BrilligPainting the Roses RedMarch of the CardsWho's Been Painting My Roses Red?A Pirate's Life (Is a Wonderful Life)A Pirate's Life (Reprise)The Elegant Captain HookThe Siamese Cat SongCruella De VilMad Madam MimI Wanna Be Like YouTrust in MeThe Phony King of EnglandHeffalumps and WoozlesA Huntin' ManThe World's Greatest Criminal MindGoodbye, So SoonPoor Unfortunate SoulsLes PoissonsPoor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise)Home on the RangeBelleGastonGaston (Reprise)The Mob SongPrince Ali (Reprise)Be PreparedStampedeThe Virginia CompanyThe Virginia Company (Reprise)Mine, Mine, MineSavages, Pt. 1Savages, Pt. 2The Bells of Notre DameOut ThereHellfireParis BurningAnd He Shall Smite the WickedThe Gospel Truth IIPerfect WorldThe Firebird SuiteYodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-OoFriends on the Other SideFriends on the Other Side (Reprise)Healing IncantationMother Knows BestMother Knows Best (Reprise)The Backson SongMarch of the OreoLove is an Open DoorWolvesShinyKnow Who You Are

Pixar Films
Song of Mor'duRemember MeMuch Needed AdviceLa LloronaMidnight, The Stars And You

Animated Sequels
I'm Looking Out for MeForget About LoveYou're Only Second RateWelcome to the Forty ThievesAre You In or Out?Don't Fall in LoveThings Are Not What They AppearMy LullabyNot One of UsJunkyard Society RagPerfectly PerfectFeel Like a MillionJust One Mistake

Other Animated Films
It's a "B" MovieCutting EdgeWorthlessKidnap the Sandy ClawsOogie Boogie's SongI, Ivan KrankPetey's King of FranceChains of LoveIt's Our House NowIf I Ruled the WorldSidekicks and Henchmen

Live Action Films
We Won't Be Happy 'Till We Get It!Castle In SpainFidelity Fiduciary BankThe Happiest Home in These HillsPassamaquoddyEvery Little PieceBill of SaleSecret of SurvivalBravo, Stromboli!ScroogeMarley and MarleyCome Little ChildrenI Put a Spell on YouShiver My TimbersA Professional PirateLittle GirlsEasy StreetLittle Girls (Reprise)The KrakenDavy JonesFabulousNorth Pole, North PoleHello, Little GirlStay with MeAgonyLast MidnightMy Jolly Sailor BoldMermaidsRainbow Connection (Moopets Version)Let's Talk About MeI'm Number OneI'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu)Rotten to the CoreEvil Like MeEvilWays to Be WickedWhat's My Name?Chillin' Like a VillainIt's Goin' DownWhat a Shame

Animated Series & Shorts
The Skeleton DanceWho's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?Der Fuehrer's FaceThe Best of EverythingFat Cat StompThe Lobster Mobster's MobThe Beddy Bye BluesYou Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 1)You Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 2)Evil LullabyMy TownOne Good ManYzmopolisBoom-Da-BoomCedric the GreatAll You DesireHelping HandA Kingdom of My OwnThis Fliegel Has LandedWendell's WayMy Evil DreamsMy Power Will Be Crystal ClearGet WickedOn Your/My OwnTonight We StrikeJackal StyleOutta the WayPanic and RunLions Over AllWe'll Make You a MealBring Back a LegendI Have A PlanBig Bad KengeWe're the SmartestLet Me Make You ProudLet Me Make You Proud (Reprise)] • Ready As I'll Ever BeI'm Gonna Run This DumpLi'l Ol' MeWeirdmageddon ThemeWe'll Meet AgainYou Can't Catch MeDon't Look NowThe Art of the StealWe've Got Dance PowerSky PiratesDecay IncantationWaiting in the WingsCrossing The LineWaiting in the Wings (Reprise)Nothing Left to LoseGoblin Jail"GlomTales" Theme SongI'm Not Very Nice

Deleted Songs
Rolling Along to Pleasure IslandI'm OddBeware the JabberwockNever Smile at a CrocodileThe Pirate SongEvil - EvilThe Mighty HuntersHow Much You Mean to Me/Court Me SlowlySilence is GoldenAll Good Things Must EndArabian Nights (Reprise 1)Arabian Nights (Reprise 2)Why Me?Humiliate the BoyMy Finest HourBe Prepared (Reprise)Snuff Out the LightPerfect World (Yzma)Gonna Get My WishYou're YouIt's Gonna Get Weird

Theatrical Songs
Another PyramidLike Father Like SonMeMaison Des LunesChow DownThe Madness of King ScarIt's Never Too LateI Want the Good Times BackSweet ChildLes Poissons (Reprise)I Want the Good Times Back (Reprise)Sweet Child (Reprise)Sweet Child (Reprise)Diamond in the RoughFlower of GoldThe Bottom LineThe Bottom Line (Reprise)Hans of the Southern IslesHans of the Southern Isles (Reprise)


Videogames
I Love FurPuppies, Oh, PuppiesThe Rat TangoRunVillains of a SortOne-Winged AngelDr. Finkelstein's SongHail to Mr. OogieCasino ClashA Filthy FinaleOrganization XIIIUrsula's RevengeIt's a Small WorldOpeningThe Mad Doctor Isn't MadI'm Falling ApartThe Fall of PrescottThe Mad Doctor's PlanMad Doctor's Wonderful World of Evil

Promotional Songs
Honest JohnMonstro the WhaleThe Legend of Davy JonesShadow ManDo What I Wanna DoLove is a Magical Mystery

Parks
Hawaiian War ChantYo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)Grim Grinning GhostsFriend Like IagoUh-Oa's SongGuardians of the Galaxy Monsters After Dark

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