Brand New Best Friend is a song from Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and his second dimension counterpart as they become fast friends.

The song is performed by both Doofenshmirtzs' voice actor and series co-creator Dan Povenmire.


[Do I know you?]
[Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.]
[Well, that would explain the handsomeness.]
[Right back at you, big guy.]
[Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?]
[I suppose so.]

Do you want some rice pudding?
No, that's gross!
It was a test! Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!
Me too!

Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Dominant race!

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
[But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.]
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!

Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...
It's in this pouch
[You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.]

Do Lamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that's right
He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!

Now that I've found you
Or we can be a duo
That's right
Twice the evil!
Double Doofenshmirtz!
Coming at you, Fridays!

[What? What's that? Are we doing a TV show together?]
[Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!]
[Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.]
[That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one...Eh?]

Other AppearancesEdit

  • The song is featured on the albums Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions and Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension Song Sampler.



  • In an animation error, just before 1st Dimension Doofenshmirtz says "Coming at you Fridays", an eye appears above 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz for a split second.

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